Body Part Casino Advertising

Okay, I am only going to say their name once, and hereafter in this article they will be referred to as stupid, immature, coo-coos or SIC, for short. Golden Palace online casino, now referred to as SIC, is going much too far in their expansive body part campaign. It sound’s demented just saying it, but that is actually how they refer to it – and it is demented.

SIC started making headlines when they bought a Virgin Mary grilled Cheese sandwich on eBay, followed by an entire horde of ridiculous eBay purchases, some of which – if not all – have to be fixed hoaxes just to get their name in the news, and consequently on everybody’s mind - whether it’s good or bad advertising. Prior to that scheme they were paying streakers to do that thing streakers do so well (if only God was a little kinder in certain areas) with SIC’s name painted on their back, chest and God knows where else. This, in turn, evolved into their current campaign (Some serious evolving folks – Our Neanderthal ancestors would be ever so proud), which seeks to advertise their SIC online casino name on the body parts of various types of spokespeople, and yes, body types.

What really ticks me off is their blatant disrespect for the sanctity of motherhood by advertising on the bellies of pregnant women. Of course, the women who are subjecting themselves to this should be held responsible as well – But how many people will sell their selves if the price is right?… Good people who are simply not strong enough, and who cave in when faced with temptation – that’s who. Which is why I think SIC is the devil in disguise, or at least a very misguided child who is going extremely overboard with their reckless shenanigans.

This form of advertising is sickly distorted and seriously calls for a boycott of their online casino – no joke. I don’t care how good their cash bonus is, which is pretty sucky anyways, to put the name of an online casino on the belly of a pregnant woman, which in a sense is like labeling that unborn child, is ignorant and distasteful.

After the whole cheese toast thing, the corn flake was a sure buy-in. And the human tattoo and record-setting body piercing guy who permanently tattooed his forward with the SIC online casino logo is seriously reaching out. Will somebody please love him – even if it is afar.

In the meantime, please don’t be the next body-part victim ladies and gentleman… Remember, it’s all fun and games until somebody gets an eye poked out, or in this case, some forehead, belly and breasts tattooed…and soon to be genitalia if somebody doesn’t ban the infamous SIC online casino for gross indecency.